
A few weeks ago my coworker and I were standing on Read Street discussing our shared love for "doomsday" films. Both of us have fond if chill-inducing memories of The Day After, in which the Reds nuke Jason Robards and the inevitable post-mushroom-cloud gangs of looters roam the irradiated fields of Kansas.
We agreed that aliens-take-over movies are always fun. 'Independence Day' brought that whole theme to the multizillion blockbuster level, but I remain partial to more obscure, lower-budget examples of the genre. A particular fave is They Live, a camp classic that has Rowdy Roddy Piper taking on the villainous visitors in our midst -- with a vengeance. In addition to the sheer, guitless pleasure of watching an 80's pro wrestler blasting away at aliens with a shotgun, 'They Live' offers an unsubtle but enjoyable critique of mass-media culture and Americans' bland, obedient complacency toward it.
Complacency is a major theme of another satire, 'Shaun of the Dead,' a zombie comedy par excellence. I don't know about you, but I like my zombies brainless, slow, shambling, inexorable, and easily dispatchable by fire and .36 caliber buckshot, the way they're portrayed in 'Shaun.' The cunning, lightning-quick, ferocious predators depicted in '28 Days Later' are a little too disturbing and freaky to be entertaining, as far as I'm concerned.
The cataclysm that produces the psychopathic zombies in '28 Days' is a virus, another standby of apocalyptic fiction. A similar bug sets in motion the chain of events featured in 'The Stand,' Stephen King's epic tale of decent, multicultural, Midwestern liberals fighting for their lives against evil biker rednecks led by a cackling, charismatic figure in jeans and cowboy boots. It's like the end of the world comes, and Obama voters are pitted in a struggle for the survival of civilization against the forces of Ted Nugent. One of the many things I enjoyed about the 1994 miniseries adaptation of The Stand is the fact that it stars Molly Ringwald. Molly, if you're reading this, call me -- my longing for you is undiminished since it was first kindled back in the 8th grade.
K is partial to monster movies, which I can either take or leave. She prefers the old Godzilla movies, the cheesier the better. I haven't seen 'Cloverfield,' although I was intrigued by the whole YouTube twist on the end of the world. But I heard that the film is fairly uninteresting beyond that gimmick, and that it rather crassly exploits September 11, so I don't plan to add it to my queue anytime soon.
Being something of a religious studies geek, I'm drawn to apocalyptic films of the Biblical variety, and I'm inevitably disappointed by them. I think that the main problem with films like 'The Seventh Sign,' 'Prince of Darkness,' and 'The Reaping' is that they set the bar dauntingly high and they just can't manage to clear it. Let's face it, we're talking about Ultimate Good duking it out mano-a-mano with Ultimate Evil. That's a lot to ask anyone, much less Demi Moore, to carry on their shoulders.
But most of all, my coworker and I decided, we like movies in which the robots take over, or threaten to. Think of the classic films in this subgenre: 'Terminator,' '2001: A Space Odyssey,' 'The Matrix,' 'War Games,' and more. Heck, even 'I Robot' was rousing fun before Will Smith got in the way. (Although Smith does deserve credit for starring in a robots-take-over movie, an aliens-take-over movie, and, with 'I Am Legend,' in a virus/zombie/vampire movie.) I think the appeal of AI-gone-amok flicks is the tantalizing thought of technology that millions of us use everyday suddenly going haywire. Most of us don't have our fingers on the ICBM buttons or work in a lab with deadly airborne pathogens. But many of us rely on computer brains to serve us up games of solitaire and inform us in polite yet slightly contemptuous voices that we've overshot the exit for Route 896, so it's not too much of a leap to imagine our laptops achieving consciousness and turning on us. And after all, wouldn't that be a fitting fate, a just and poetic recompense for our technological hubris?
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But I hold with those who favor rock-'em-sock-'em robots trundling down the street, bleeping and blooping cheerfully as they crush everything in their path.